Mostly butt stuff, with a little cuddling.
Nope I am totally not at all INCREDIBLY JAZZED that there will be a new episode of Gravity Falls in approximately three minutes
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner